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I exist out of spite. Keychain
$5.00
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Side 1: I exist out of spite. Those curveballs that life threw out you? Are you continuing to press on and be a better person for it? Make sure anyone you see knows why you're still on this planet.
Side 2: American flag. This is where we live. This is who we are.
Keychain is 3 inches by 1.5 inches. They come with a 1 inch keyring already attached.